HEY Y'ALL! I've been discharged from hospital and I have got 21 days of MC! Hopefully I recover by like the 12th of Jan so that I can emcee with Baba for TJ's Open House. If not the bitch has to do it alone!
So anyway, I think this year was like the craziest most challenging year of my whole entire life. Perhaps it is mainly because I've been soo busy throughout the year. I can't believe I did it. Having to juggle the numerous emceeing and SYF commitments on top of keeping my head above the waters with all my tests and exams, I would have to say that I did a pretty darn good job for someone like me.
Despite all that, I KNOW that I do not want to go through the chaotic lifestyle I had this year, because while it has been fun, it was also very stressful. I know right, how contradicting.
This year, I also struggled with lots of emotions which my friends have helped me recover from. I won't specifically mention them here, but it has been tough for me ya' know. I think the only reason I managed to get through this year was because of so much support from my family and friends all of whom LOVE ME VERY MUCH.
I really thought that J1 was like reallyyyy hard! I'm not talking about the studying, but more of handling the 50001 deadlines. God, thinking of it makes me shudder already.
So I guess I'm not really expecting 2009 to be the HAPPIEST year of my life, but I'll try to be more focused. I need to start saying NO to things which I can't handle!
And....I need to stop gossiping! In case karma bites me in the ass and I FAIL my A levels.
I am indeed not particularly proud of how I wasted my holidays away. But everytime I wanted to study, I keep telling myself that I'd have no more chance to have fun next year... soo... MIGHT AS WELL DO IT NOW!
Yeah, so here I am, on the 2nd of January really bitter about life! Cheers to the New Year guys!
PS: I'm so so so sorry to everyone who sms-ed to wish me good luck for my surgery and a Happy New Year! I know I'm such a bitch for now replying but its not that I don't want to! I CAN'T! And no one is willing to fix it for me so I'll just have to do it myself.
Oh... And btw, I can't talk right now coz the oral surgeons tied the teeth in the upper and lower jaw together. Post-recovery is very veryy hard! I can't do any homework... coz well, I really can't focus with boobs on my lower jaw.
I don't dare look at myself in the mirror because right now... I have 5 chins! So all you idiots complaining about your double chins in photos, don't let me hear you coz I will stuff a cactus in your asshole!
And throughout the day, I have been doing practically nothing except try to sleep. I know I should be doing like homework or something (STILL NOT COMPLETE!!!!!) but I can't!
Damn it lar, why the hell did I make myself go through all this trouble. Guys, don't judge me when you see me next year okay! My face is real fat now! BUT ITS JUST TEMPORARY!
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11:35 PM
Monday, December 29, 2008
Gross friends I love
I was at Baba's house today, and BOY was it an experience. I was playing with Nat, Baba's hamster. OH! Nat is actually my birthday gift to Baba! I'm surprised he is still alive! Oh wait, Baba recently sucked him into the vacuum cleaner.
So there I was, telling Nat about how cute he is, although he cannot understand me. I made Nat stretch out of his comfort zone, and taught him how to do a somersault!!!!
Okay lah, I just like totally dropped it but that's not the point.
Yaya:
(To the hamster) Awwww... you're so cuteeee!!!!!Baba:
Um... yaya.....
Yaya:
(Ignoring Baba) Omg omg, he is licking my fingers...
Baba:
UM.... YAYA......I glared at Baba, thinking what the hell he wanted from me.
He looked down.
I looked down.
BLOODY HELL.
I WAS SITTING ON HIS USED UNDERWEAR!!
Yes, I had to sanitize my butt if youre interested.
AND I'M OFF TO THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW TO GET A NEW JAW! Ill look different in 2009! So um... happy trying to find Yaya around!
PS: To all my friends who sms-ed, MY PHONE IS LIKE SCREWED NOW so I can't sms. ITS NOT THAT I'M BEING A CHEAPSKATE BITCH OKAY.
And here's a new idea that will soon be brought to you on the streets of Orchard Road!
-YAYA says:
i dare you-YAYA says:
dress up as a monk-YAYA says:
GIVE OUT FLYERS TO YOUR TEMPLE-YAYA says:
ILL DRESS UP IN MY TUDUNG-YAYA says:
ASK PEOPLE COME TO MY MOSQUETHE nicholas eng says:
HAHHAHAHATHE nicholas eng says:
SOUNDS FUN.
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7:17 AM
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Merry Christmas guys!
Merry belated Christmas guys!
So every year Serena hosts a Christmas party for us in her SUPER BIG HOUSE. Well, its actually made up of 2 houses, conjoined to become 1!
When we first came, Xx and I were greeted by SERENA'S MEGA HOT BROTHER. I don't know what's up with my friends and their brothers! All of them are so hot!
List of friends and their hot guy brothers:
1) Patricia Lays' brother, Winston Lays! (We had dinner tgt! With his momma too! Dicussing how many kids we wanna have. HAHAHA)
2) Serena's brother. I don't know his name, but he is tall, dark and handsome, so that works for me!
While having dinner, Michelle was telling us about how her brother (Apparently very hot as well...) gained weight! Damn, that is one hot brother down. I was feeling so moody after she said that, so feeling desperate I scanned around the table, and noticed Marissa munching on her mashed potatoes.
(If you guys don't already know, Marissa has a twin brother, Shaakir)
"Can you tell Shaakir to lose some weight?"
I swear, Marissa almost choked on whatever she was eating.
Kidding man, since when did the whites stop taking jokes??? HAHAHA
Haha, Xinxuan wanted to cover her arms which she claims are fat! (ITS NOT!) So being such a good friend, I offered to help her cover her arms!!!
But I touched her armpits instead.
This is wrong on so many levels. Inter-racial lesbian relationship.
WARNING! IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART OR ANYTHING OF THAT SORT, PLS LEAVE THIS BLOG NOW. (I don't know what I did, but somehow everything got underlined. Haha, so deal with it!)
My speciality: SLUT SHOTS
Of course, the rest posed for slut shots as well, but I don't bother to post them up becuase...
1) I am self-obsessed.
2) Mine are WAY better.
DOOR BITCH!!!!!!! HAHA.
PRESENT TIME!
Thanks guys! LOVED ALL MY PRESENTS.
Though they were really not needed, because your friendship is the greatest gift of all...
Nah, I'm kidding. Of course the presents matter! FRIENDSHIP? WHATS THAT?
A VERY HAPPY BITCH. Girls gone wild
The next few photos quite wild hor. What happens when you lock 6 sluts in a room full of wine bottles?
Oh, Xx went one step ahead and took drugs.
THE WHITES ARE A BAD INFLUENCE.
One or two bottles won't kill lah.
Haha, I look like a helpless virgin in this photo!
"I don't think I should drink! *Giggles*"
Oh, this is like a series of clubbing shots that we took.
BECAUSE HALFWAY, I had this brilliant idea to make it look like we spent our Christmas in a club. YOU KNOW, JUST TO ACT COOL.
"OKAY LETS PRETEND THAT THIS IS A CLUB OKAY!"
You have me dancing like a baboon in the background.
This is my depressed shot!
NOT BAD ARH.
BEST FRIENDS!!!
Wah, karma does bite.So I have finally come to the end of the post. So how did the night end??
Man, I got wasted!
They call it the gangbang-ed shot. Well, I WAS doing fine.... Then Jacob came along.
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11:02 AM
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Greetings from Edward Cullen.
Hello everyone. Edward Cullen here. Yes, I am the bloody hot cutie from Twillight. And yes, Yaya is another one of those crazy fans who think I'm hot. But who CAN blame her right? I am indeed, hot.
Obviously, her blog is a little dead now because she is dating me.
Okay and of course, the homework that she left piling up despite the fact that she had more than a month to do it. So I guess, she'll be taking a short break from blogging!
AND! She has got a jaw surgery on the 30th so she'll come out gorgeous such that me and my hot father will wanna gangbang her!
Oh but I'm just her temporary boyfriend until 5th of Jan when Episode 14 of Gossip Girl comes out and she starts ditching me for Chuck Bass-tard.
Till then, Merry Christmas everyone!
